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That's right! Rickdicalous in da house!

I don't know why, but I've been laughing over this video all week. I think I remembered it when I saw Ludacris win a Grammy and he dedicated it to Oprah and Bill O'Reilly. He's funny!

posted by Erin - Thursday, February 22, 2007 0 Comments

She's Nubs

I had no idea Nubs was real. In all honesty though, the lyrics are just too good for the story to be made up.

It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she don't get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.

No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands, she's nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.

I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no

It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
and told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack
and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub

She's got beautiful eyes, and breasts regular size,
but without calves and thighs, she's nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs

She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...
Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.

posted by Erin - Monday, February 12, 2007 0 Comments

Two of my favorite people.

Mike Rowe on the Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart.

Awesome.

What I like about Mike Rowe, is that he seems so genuine. With him what you see is what you get, or so it would seem. Then again, you never really know, do you?

posted by Erin - Thursday, February 08, 2007 0 Comments

Joe Biden, Red Lights and the NRA

Maybe it's just me, but for some reason I've always though members of the NRA would swing to the right. It just seems like a very GOP thing to be affiliated with. So imagine my surprise this morning when on our way to work we stopped at a red light and a van covered in NRA stickers pulled up beside us beside us. The guy was dressed as a security guard and looked over and motioned for us to roll down the window. Out of sheer curiosity I did, and the man then proceeded to ask us where we got our "Joe Biden 2008" bumper sticker (which we've actually had for years). I explained to the man that we bought it online and he seemed happy enough with that answer. I couldn't tell whether he was genuinely interested or just being passive aggressive. Not to mention his license plate made me think he'd be more to the "red", let's say. I'm still kind of confused, but at the very least he was nice about it.

posted by Erin - Friday, February 02, 2007 0 Comments

Just helping out Neil Gaiman

Penn Jillette

posted by Erin - Friday, February 02, 2007 0 Comments